Guy Henry Gets C- on Test
Claims of reading textbook are being investigated
Astonishing the intellectual world, Guy Henry, an orthodontist’s dream, who most of the local community agreed seems “pretty screwed up” (or the most 
normal person in his pretty screwed up world), got a “C-“ on his fourth grade science test.“.
“All I did was read the textbook!”, Guy Henry told reporters. “I figured I had nothing to lose.” Asked if he planned to continue this unnatural studying practice, Guy Henry replied, “you never know. Maybe.” No comment yet on any plans to pursue a science career. “Though I like fire and explosions,” he added. All that’s certain about Guy Henry’s future is that it lies in the capable hands of his creator, Famous Frames artist, Burpo. Guy Henry will premiere exclusively on FFMI in February 2008.
